Category Archives: things that go on in my brain

Rejected VH1 SMS Blast Copy

Each week (at work) we put out a weekly wrap-up of VH1’s hottest content and yours truly writes copy for the SMS blast message.  Here is some copy I wrote that got rejected almost immediately:

  •   VH1: Boo!  Did we scare you? Oh, sorry.  No seriously, come back.  We have some spooky celebrity costumes & also a lot of side boob! Continue reading

The Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Most people don’t know this about me, because I try to hide the crazy until it’s too late for a quick escape but, I have a tendency to create initialisms of virtually everything people say to me.  One phrase I hear all the time is ‘Just The Tip’.  For those of you who don’t know (which is probably no one who is reading this blog) ‘just the tip’ refers to placing the tip of a man’s penis into your vagina when you’re fooling around.  Typically this is not considered ‘sex’ (even though it 100% is sex by definition) and allows the girl to justify how much she is not a whore the next morning when she’s explaing to her friends why her sex number has not gone up even though a new man was inside of her. 

I digress…

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The Many Languages of Dogs

Sometimes Often, I think about really pointless things.  One reoccurring question is: do animals that live in different countries speak different languages?  In other words, would a Chinese dog be able to understand an American dog’s bark?  My personal position on this topic has been: ‘No, they would not understand each other.’  Unfortunately I never had any empirical evidence to prove this point until now:

Maybe it’s racist to assume this is true of all Asian dogs from this one video, but c’mon this dog is super Asian.