Nicolas Cage is the Man.

A friend sent me this video a week ago and it made my day.  I never realized how great Nicolas Cage was until I watched this video.  Enjoy!


Introducing DagYo.com

My good friend, Will Kearney, just launched one of the best blog’s in the history of the blogesphere, dagyo.com.  Kearney describes “Dag, yo” as:

 “all encompassing; the phrase captures everything from the regret you felt when you ordered regular fries at 5 Guys and then later realized that they had Cajun fries – to the surprise you felt when you found out WikiLeaks was not in fact a Will Smith/Sisqo follow up track to Wiki-Wiki-Wild-Wild-West. ”    

While there have only been two posts thus far, both are intelligent, witty and poignant.  The first post takes on the ridiculousness of  the NJ Transit schedule/inevitable delays and even provides a great solution to the problem. While the second post exposes the Gillette’s non-existent pricing model.

This blog has unlimited potential to continue it’s greatness and I think everyone should do themselves a favor and check it out.  Dag, yo!

This is a Real Commercial.

I just saw this commercial on TV.

Rejected VH1 SMS Blast Copy

Each week (at work) we put out a weekly wrap-up of VH1’s hottest content and yours truly writes copy for the SMS blast message.  Here is some copy I wrote that got rejected almost immediately:

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The Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Most people don’t know this about me, because I try to hide the crazy until it’s too late for a quick escape but, I have a tendency to create initialisms of virtually everything people say to me.  One phrase I hear all the time is ‘Just The Tip’.  For those of you who don’t know (which is probably no one who is reading this blog) ‘just the tip’ refers to placing the tip of a man’s penis into your vagina when you’re fooling around.  Typically this is not considered ‘sex’ (even though it 100% is sex by definition) and allows the girl to justify how much she is not a whore the next morning when she’s explaing to her friends why her sex number has not gone up even though a new man was inside of her. 

I digress…

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The Many Languages of Dogs

Sometimes Often, I think about really pointless things.  One reoccurring question is: do animals that live in different countries speak different languages?  In other words, would a Chinese dog be able to understand an American dog’s bark?  My personal position on this topic has been: ‘No, they would not understand each other.’  Unfortunately I never had any empirical evidence to prove this point until now:

Maybe it’s racist to assume this is true of all Asian dogs from this one video, but c’mon this dog is super Asian.


Don’t Push Me Cause I’m Close to a Well.

Today might be national douchebag day.  Everyone I’ve come into contact with has been rude to me.  It’s a great way to start the day.  All of these wonderful interactions have sparked a dream in my heart.  What’s the dream you ask?  It’s that I get to push these wonderful humans down a well.  

You might say that is cold blooded, but it gets better.  After I push them down said well, I will tell them I’m going to get help/supplies/a news crew and will just leave, never to return.  These desires would be easily quelled if people would just be nice to me.  So hey, people, stop taking out your problems on me because I will push you down a fucking well.