My family owns a condo in Northern New Jersey. One of my favorite things to do there is look at the show descriptions on the TV Guide channel. That may sound strange, but actually it’s fantastic because they have the strangest/most literal/hilarious descriptions of shows I have ever seen. Here is one, for Duece Bigalo: Male Gigolo that I could not let scroll past me:
This got me thinking. What if all show/movie descriptions were as literal/glorious as the one above. If this were the case I would apply for a job at TVGuide immediately and submit these mindqueefs:
The Hills: Nothing happens ever.
MANSWERS: Stupid questions answered.
Jon & Kate plus 8: Penis shrinks inward.
Jerry Springer: Life could be worse.
Girls Next Door: Hot girls talk too much.
Seinfeld: About nothing, but more than The Hills.
Toddlers & Tiaras: Future strippers of America.
Rock of Love 3: Loser turns tricks.
3 responses so far ↓
langdon moss // June 11, 2009 at 3:07 pm
love the post.
Rock of Love 4: Grandpa turns Tricks
ymiswet // June 24, 2009 at 3:32 am
Haha this is so funny lol, thatTV guide is so honest!!!!!
ymiswet // June 24, 2009 at 3:32 am
Haha this is so funny lol, that TV guide is so honest!!!!!