Like, OMG, I totes can’t believe how hot this new trend for summer is!?! If I could choose one piece of clothing to wear for the rest of my life, and never change it, or never even wash it once, this would be it BY FAR!
OMG Someone Call House of Style ASAP!
I know what you’re thinking, “Pshhh what is this total poser talking ’bout…like who wears jackets in the summer PSHHH?!?” Well guess what bitch, everyone except you, starting immediately after this post gets published…so BOOYAH! Who is stupid now? The answer is you.
Anyway as if being totally warm and sweaty in the summer months doesn’t totally float your boat, wearing 15 patterns at a time TOTES will! I mean has matching ever been easier? If you’re wearing every color, you can’t not match. AM I RIGHT??? And if you’re anti-matching, then this new fashion trend has another fabulous attribute for you to fall in love with everyday: a portrait of a grey-haired GWEN STEFANI! You can totes be like ‘OMG Brandon, I’m going to Harijuku all over your ass’. Brandon won’t know what you’re talking about because he’s clearly not down with the most diggity slang like me, and also he’s imaginary.
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